Nautical Anachronisms
Old pirate movies are full of those salty terms that may have been used once in the days of wooden ships and iron men, but when those terms are used today they make me cringe. Utter the phrase "Shiver me timbers" on my boat, and you may be put ashore at the nearest beach.
Whenever a lubber comes on board I brace myself for the usual "Ahoy mateys" or "Heave ho me hearties". I try to encourage cheerful feelings on board, but somehow these anachronisms put a knot in my knickers.
What causes newcomers to the sea to come up with these antiquated expressions? Probably they are very uneasy with this new and unfamiliar environment, nervous about being out of place, uncomfortable or even fearful. The urge to call out "Batten down the hatches" is possibly their way to stirring up some courage. So I swallow my discomfort, clap on a nice smile, and subdue my urge to give him a smack.
We don't keelhaul people anymore....but sometimes it crosses my mind.
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